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Black Widow created by Lee, Rico and Heck & is © Marvel Entertainment.

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You’ve reached the voice mail of the Black Widow, ex-superspy and crime fighter extraordinaire. I’m out fighting crime right now, please leave a message.

From Black Widow: The Things They Say About Her #2, by Richard K. Morgan and Sean Phillips.

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I was given a second chance. I was more than a butcher. But this is my house.
Lobo: What are you doing?
Natasha: Some housecleaning.
Lobo: Ack!

I was talking some, somewhere else, about how Natasha thinks she’s a little bit above the rules, something that comes to play here in Black Widow #3. Natasha compares herself to Lobo here and decides that she is worth saving, and he isn’t. She tanks her mission last-minute because can’t be responsible for giving a butcher back his freedom and his knife drawer.

Natasha’s stories are full of ignoring Fury’s orders and doing things her own way, it is a common trope in spy fiction— fictional spies usually don’t have a slavish devotion to authority because their work requires them to operate outside the normal boundaries of society and morality. A good agent needs to be able to think outside the mission, and Natasha needs to know when the mission is not worth doing. I mean, she is an Avenger and a spy, which is kind of a contradiction in terms. Like I said: the rules don’t apply.

There is some criticism of the current volume and how often Natasha seems to get blindsided, how often her missions drift south and how she doesn’t have contingencies wrapped in contingencies. And I agree, to a certain point— I would like to see her win. I am biased. But Natasha isn’t a good agent because she can follow directions to the letter, she is the best agent because she knows when she shouldn’t. She has back up: safehouses, extraction plans. She never gets blown away.

From Black Widow #3, by Nathan Edmondson and Phil Noto.

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Sharon: You do not know her, Natasha. You think you know her because she’s Russian-born and trained young. You think you know her because you think she’s you. The truth is, you spent a day and a half with her after you extracted her— and at your first meeting, she tried to kick your
Natasha: Keep your voice down!
Sharon: You had Steve Rogers stash her in a safe house and you never spoke to her again. You do not know her.

One of the things I love of about Sharon and Natasha’s brief interaction is how Sharon’s pragmatism shines through. Most of Natasha’s friends are superheroes, and through their eyes she comes off cold, calculating, harsh. But to other SHIELD agents, the ones without fancy Avengers clearance and mysterious backstories, Natasha must seem sentimental and showy. She has the skill to run into a room full of armed men and beat them all with fists and high-kicking, and they do not. She gets away with things, she can bend the rules, she can make her own missions. They are numbers— Agent 15, Agent 44. She is the Black Widow.

Sharon is not a superhero, she is a spy. She deals with the the threats of a comic book world without powers and without any of the plot protections that come with Avengers status. She fights within a narrative that considers her expendable. And that has made her tough and “unlikable” and mean, but she keeps fighting, anyway, because Sharon Carter is the bravest motherfucker on Earth 616.

I am glad that this story let Natasha be right about Tatiana. But I am glad it let Sharon be right, too.

From Captain America and the Secret Avengers #1 by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Greg Tocchini.

Clint: Okay, DD, on your feet. The fight’s over— and the best man won again! Now, you just let Tasha go, an’—
Matt: You… poor dope. I’ve been trying to tell you—! I have no hold over Tasha— couldn’t tie her down if I wanted to!
Clint: Whaa-at!? But back at her house—! You—
Matt: I was jealous! That doesn’t mean the Widow cared!
But you were too into fighting to noctice that, so—
Clint: Aw, rats!
Matt: — the only way I can figure to stop you is this!

From Daredevil #99, by Steve Gerber and Sam Kweskin.

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Jessica: Well, look, I’ve been coming to grips with who I am for a while. I mean… I’ve got somebody else’s memories and feelings to wade through. Am I that person or are these thoughts my own? I can’t complain! I’ve got these awesome powers, this physical ability, I get to… be here, be alive. So yeah, I get into weird territories of what defines the self. Who is the self, even, y’know? I know that sounds all New Age and dumb…
Kitty: It’s not at all dumb.
Jessica: I have a girl’s body, but the brain patterns of a guy… Peter… But I can’t help but feel like I’m developing my own feelings, my own ideas… they may have come from another source, but if these thoughts are unique to me, aren’t they mine then? I don’t want to overthink it. I just want to go to what feels right.
Lana: So… What feels right?
Jessica: Um… girls?
Lana: No kidding.
Jessica: Haha, yeah, girls. Natural redheads in particular.
Kitty: Great.
Jessica: I kinda have a thing for Jewish girls, too.

I wanted to post this sequence in that ask about LBGTQ Black Widow, but it violated my spoiler policy.

From All-New Ultimates #4, by Michel Fiffe and Amilcar Pinna.