Natasha: Are you going to fight? Or are you laying there thinking of a new food substitute to patent?
Tony: Cascade failure. I couldn’t stand up in this thing if you paid me right now?
Natasha: Who said anything about standing up? God, you people—
Tony: What people?
Natasha: You’re all the same! Thor’s still waiting for his daddy to hug him, Steve’s still waiting for World War Two to end— and you still act like you’re nothing but a man in a can! FIGHT! AAAAA
Tony: Nat? What happened? I can’t see you, properly— wait, I’m scanning— was that your leg?
Natasha: I’ve got two. Stop whining and get to work.
From Avengers: Endless Wartime, by Warren Ellis and Mike McKone.