Clint: Up your horns, fella! I’m not leavin’ without ‘Tasha!
Matt: Keep wishing, Avenger! The Widow’s not up for grabs today!
Natasha: That’s enough— both of you!! I go where I please— with whom I please!
Clint: That’s tellin’ him, Spider Lady!
Matt: Hawkeye, do me a favor: shut up!
Natasha: I wish both of you noble, selfless, defenders of the good would start acting the part. Meaning, can we go inside and discuss this like civilized human beings?
The word from 1973: ship wars are pretty silly.
From Daredevil and the Black Widow #99, by Steve Gerber and Sam Kweskin.