Skip to content Light View

Fuck Yeah, Black Widow

Fallaces sunt rerum species

Здравствуйте from FYBW, your one-stop tumblr shop for Black Widow news, no-prizing, and oversaturated .gifs. Some MCU, mostly comics. Often overwritten. Always overthinking.

Black Widow created by Lee, Rico and Heck & is © Marvel Entertainment.

image
NEW AVENGERS: BREAKOUT PROSE NOVEL HC
Written by ALISA KWITNEY
Cover by DAVID FINCH

Fantasy/romantic fiction/comics author Alisa Kwitney (A Flight of Angels, Moonburn) reveals the secret backstory of Avengers couple Hawkeye and the Black Widow. Under secret orders to assassinate the Widow, the rough-edged marksman finds himself caught up in a violent prison break that releases some of the world’s most vicious and powerful criminals. Defying his superiors, Hawkeye joins forces with the sultry Russian spy — and with a mismatched group of personalities that include Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, Luke Cage, Captain America and Iron Man. Unexpected betrayals and shocking revelations will lead the team from Manhattan’s top security Raft prison to the untamed jungle of Savage Land in dramatically different take on Brian Michael Bendis’ blockbuster Avengers comics debut.

Learn the sizzling backstory of your favorite big-screen heroes in this adaptation, inspired by the best of page and screen!

What the actual fuck?

No, seriously, this arc of New Avengers took place when Clint was dead and Natasha was still mostly attached to the Daredevil corner of the MU. Natasha was sent to destroy Clint, not the other way around— and if this is straight MCU what’s he doing in the Raft? I don’t really like the MCU relationship being boiled down to “sultry” and “sizzling” and other romance novel buzzwords, but I really don’t get what’s to be gained by plopping it down in the middle of a watershed 616 storyarc.

But then, if I ran Marvel, I’d not only publish an actual Black Widow comic, I’d put all my marketing $$$ into making Foggy Nelson: Vampire Hunter happen. So maybe that’s for the best.

  1. buddhalovingbadass reblogged this from marvelmasturbation and added:
    oh. my. god. I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT. How can we put you in charge of Marvel lol
  2. keybladeranger reblogged this from blackgoliath
  3. lilkisara reblogged this from blackgoliath
  4. blackgoliath reblogged this from crescent-coral-base and added:
    and there you go
  5. crescent-coral-base reblogged this from blackgoliath and added:
    Hawkeye and the Black Widow’s relationship took place in comics published in the mid-sixties. Actually, it was part and...
  6. purple-ice-creamz reblogged this from blackgoliath
  7. marvelmasturbation reblogged this from lilkisara
  8. commandertano reblogged this from captaincommunist
  9. sastielles reblogged this from fandominatrixii
  10. fandominatrixii reblogged this from chujo-hime
  11. chujo-hime reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow and added:
    what the….? This is a joke, right? RIGHT?
  12. captaincommunist reblogged this from queenofairandsnarkness and added:
    FUCK. THIS. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
  13. dealanexmachina reblogged this from fuckyeahmelancholy and added:
    I blame 50 shades of gray.
  14. queenofairandsnarkness reblogged this from fuckyeahmelancholy and added:
    *deadpan* I thought that’s what the Ultimates line was?
  15. nudibranching reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow
  16. fuckyeahmelancholy reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow and added:
    So, taking a comic book arc and adding in a sultry, sizzling romance? oh my god, MARVEL IS PUBLISHING FANFICTION.
  17. monday-tuesdayismy-weekend reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow and added:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  18. starksborn reblogged this from fyeahlilbit3point0
  19. fyeahlilbit3point0 reblogged this from kat8therude and added:
    This sounds like the worst thing I will read from cover to cover.
  20. kat8therude reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow and added:
    … /slow… head… tilt…. Uh. If this is pre-movie… How is Cap involved? And… for that matter, if this is pre-Natasha at...
  21. whittingtonb reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow and added:
    They’re crossing the streams in ways I never thought possible, and it scares the bejesus outta me.
  22. curseofthefanartlords reblogged this from fuckyeahblackwidow and added:
    I am very confused. Clint didn’t come back until a little while after Cap died and that has to be at least a few years...
  23. fuckyeahblackwidow posted this