Fuck Yeah, Black Widow

May 22

Natasha: Scream all you like on the inside.  Fight to move.  Pray.  You’re in my prison now, Maki.  Remember the next timeyou come after my friends, and their families.  Killing people is easy.  Making them suffer is an art.

More on yesterday’s discussion!!  Marjorie Liu played around with the “does things other Avengers wouldn’t” spooky music in her Black Widow run, in ways much more cruel and unusual than a couple of brain bullets.  But it’s my favorite series for a reason. These moments of bone-chill are balanced with moments of kindness and frailty.  Natasha crying for a man killed in front of her, a man she had no special esteem for and she was threatening moments before.  Natasha’s a lot of things, and she’s more human for not fitting them all together neatly.  But Liu’s Natasha is frightening, too.  And not because she can turn her emotions off and do the unspeakable.  But because she can make herself do the unspeakable and feel every second of it.

From Black Widow #4, by Marjorie Liu and Daniel Acuña.

Natasha: Scream all you like on the inside. Fight to move. Pray. You’re in my prison now, Maki. Remember the next timeyou come after my friends, and their families. Killing people is easy. Making them suffer is an art.

More on yesterday’s discussion!! Marjorie Liu played around with the “does things other Avengers wouldn’t” spooky music in her Black Widow run, in ways much more cruel and unusual than a couple of brain bullets. But it’s my favorite series for a reason. These moments of bone-chill are balanced with moments of kindness and frailty. Natasha crying for a man killed in front of her, a man she had no special esteem for and she was threatening moments before. Natasha’s a lot of things, and she’s more human for not fitting them all together neatly. But Liu’s Natasha is frightening, too. And not because she can turn her emotions off and do the unspeakable. But because she can make herself do the unspeakable and feel every second of it.

From Black Widow #4, by Marjorie Liu and Daniel Acuña.

May 21

ilikebluehorses replied to your photo: Mixed feelings, really. I think Cullen Bunn, has,…

When did Cullen Bunn write her? It was not in Avengers 11.

Captain America & Black Widow #636-640: the panels I posted, immediately after talking about Cullen Bunn. (& also Fear Itself: Black Widow which I was going to talk about for contrast but then I had already tangented too hard.) The relevant thing here is that Bunn’s “evil” AU Natasha acted much the way 616 Natasha did in Hickman’s Avengers #11.

(and I just edited the original response to make that a bit clearer, hopefully)

Mixed feelings, really.  I think Cullen Bunn, has, lately, done some solid character work on this issue, teaming Natasha up with an “evil” alternate universe version of herself, against an army of interdimensional slavers.  Evil Natasha kills them all, and Our Natasha has problems with that.


Our Natasha: I’ve been tracking Kashmir Vennema for months.  The war-mongering.  The assassinations.  But their deaths… that wasn’t your descision to make.  You’re not—Evil Natasha: Relax.  It’s already done.  You don’t have to feel the least bit guilty.  You can go to your grave with a clear conscience.

Note that the bad Natasha taunts her counterpart with language of guilt. 



At the end of the issue, the day is generally saved and people all go home, but Natasha remains unquiet:

Natasha: I know… I just… the… the other me… she said those women… the Inner Council… deserved to die for what they did.  And… I try to convince myself that I’m nothing like that woman…that my background has made me a different person… a better person. But I agreed with her.  I’m glad they’re dead.

I’ve written about this some, but Natasha’s never had a no-kill policy, even back in the days when superhero comics had a no-kill policy.  I liked that about her— it gave her a sort of pragmatism that set her apart from the pact, and it gave her stories higher stakes.  Natasha doesn’t have much in the way of powers, so she’s more likely do die, and also more likely to need to kill, to save others, to save herself.  The theme of death, moreover, is intrinsic to Natasha’s basic mythology.  She is a widow: the one who goes on, bereaved.

As decades have passed, though, superhero comics have gotten a lot more violent.  In a way, the “Avengers Do Not Kill” clause, and others like it, were artificial constructs of the Comics Code Authority, and they’ve been challenged and loosened for a long time.  (At least since Operation: Galactic Storm and Wolverine becoming the 1980s coolest.)  The “cinematic comics” of the 21st century, exemplified books like Ultimates and spurred along by actual big screen, big budget adaptations, means killing bad guys is pretty mainstream now, but the shock factor from the Comics Code days still lingers, bizarrely.  Think about it: we don’t flinch when Indiana Jones kills a Nazi he could have easily disarmed, or when Link twirls his sword and slices up Twinrova.  Heroes don’t kill is a part of comic book morality, not our pop culture morality at large.

But as the hard and fast line against killing has faded for ordinary superheroes, some writers have to make characters like Natasha and Wolverine kill way more people in order to maintain this imaginary balance.  And… that’s where I think things can go xtreem.  Because, while the Comics Code was inorganic, Natasha’s inner conflict and ambivalence isn’t.  The reason she knows about death and killing and pulling out people’s fingernails is a life that was largely forced on her, that she does not apologize for but still regrets.  She fights with the Avengers now to be better than that.  Because she wants to be better than that.  If she has to kill someone, even to save lives, even to avenge them, she will have to reckon later with herself.

That’s kind of where I am with Avengers #11— the initial scene where Natasha jokes about torture, execution, and then partying the night away is pretty in character, to me, provided that it’s, you know, a joke.  Gallows humor is a pretty normal coping mechanism.  And it doesn’t bother me, really, that Natasha later does kill a bunch of dudes, because it’s pretty clear they deserve it, and that SHIELD might have ordered them dead anyway.  (The 2003 Hawkeye ongoing issues #7-8 touch on a similar theme w/Natasha.)  What bothers me is these two things together, and that none of it seems to bother Natasha.  Killing is therefore sort of presented as a character trait of Natasha’s, when it should be a character conflict.  Natasha doesn’t do what she does to get revenge on a criminal element that killed her parents, she does it to do good things to make up for the bad ones, to save lives instead of taking them.  Sometimes you have to take lives to save them, but that’s a choice that should weigh on a soul already heavy with death.  The “evil AU Natasha” in the panels above basically acts just like  616 Natasha in Avengers #11.  And the biggest difference between our Natasha and her dark mirror is a guilty conscience. 

So, uh, yeah.  Personally, I think the ambivalence is what makes things interesting and what makes them matter— Natasha is a better killer when death doesn’t come easy or cheap, when she can feel the shape of her own cruelty.  I like my comics with complicated continuity and complicated morals.  And Avengers #11 doesn’t really deal with any of that, it does the easier thing and has Natasha shoot people because that’s what cool superspies do, and ~the Avengers just don’t understand~ though Jessica Drew and Carol Danvers probably would.  But the easy way to get Natasha wrong is to make her a hypercompetent, amoral robot, the loveless badass action hero lady woman, bloody but bloodless.  Hickman’s Avengers really hasn’t utilized Natasha except for this issue, so, that’s a bit worrying as far as this run is concerned. And there are lots of ways, especially in team books, that characters kind of drift into shorthand. I really don’t want “murder” to be Natasha’s shorthand, anymore than I want it to be “cleavage” or “hilarious Russian accent.”  But it happens, and is probably inevitable when books try to balance 24 cast members and lead up to Major Marvel Crossover Events™.

Luckily though, recent issues like Captain America & Black Widow #636-640 up above and Avengers Assemble #12-13 flesh things out much better, making it easy to squint past iffy issues I don’t like as much.

Mixed feelings, really. I think Cullen Bunn, has, lately, done some solid character work on this issue, teaming Natasha up with an “evil” alternate universe version of herself, against an army of interdimensional slavers. Evil Natasha kills them all, and Our Natasha has problems with that.

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Our Natasha: I’ve been tracking Kashmir Vennema for months. The war-mongering. The assassinations. But their deaths… that wasn’t your descision to make. You’re not—
Evil Natasha: Relax. It’s already done. You don’t have to feel the least bit guilty. You can go to your grave with a clear conscience.

Note that the bad Natasha taunts her counterpart with language of guilt.

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May 18

Ben: S’funny.  I been the Thing now for a lotta years, and most o’ the time I hated it.  All I wanted wuz ta be plain ol’ Ben Grimm again.  But… today I did sum’pin’ no one else could’a done by pullin’ that bomb up.  I saved a hunnert million people.  I maybe saved the whole blamed world.  Me, the Thing.  If I’d beenBen Grimm, Reed, Suzie, Franklin, Alicia— they all woulda died.  Kinda makes the pain worth it.  Sheesh!  I’m a philosopher a’ready.Natasha: I got SHIELD— they’re on their way.  And Ms. Masters is fine.  I also found some vintage champagne— I think we’ve earned a glass… Za zdorovia, Mr. Grimm.Ben: Mazel tov yerself, Widder-woman.


Chris Claremont was probably the best at managing huge casts of characters and giving them significant, meaningful interaction.  (As a consequence he’s probably also the king of dropped plotlines.)  Superhero comic books are a strange sort of fiction based more on character than plot.  Writers, storylines, artists, costumes, these things come and go, but trademarks are forever, and the character and character brand is still at the core of what makes them tick.

That’s why what Ben says here is important: I did something no one else could have done.  Natasha doesn’t echo him, but we know it goes the same for her too.  In this whole smorgasboard of Avengers X-men event hopping, it’s, uh, really easy for the same twenty characters to appear in dozens and dozens of comics.  But they don’t always appear, if you know what I mean.  They’re not always doing something only they could do, saying something only they would say.  The best team books, the best team-up books, always provide the space needed to make every character interesting— not likeable, not victorious, but interesting— and to be interesting, you have to be unique.

Trust me, if I could buy one Natasha appearances a month where she got the kind of love she did in Marvel Two-in One #10 c. 1975 I would take that every time over six appearances a month where she drives the Avengers plane and kicks one (1) goon in a big group fight scene.  And if this frees up the comic time to give other cool characters (I know Marvel has some characters that don’t appear in any movies…) meaningful appearances, bonus points.

Marvel Two in One #10, by Chris Claremont and Bob Brown.

Ben: S’funny. I been the Thing now for a lotta years, and most o’ the time I hated it. All I wanted wuz ta be plain ol’ Ben Grimm again. But… today I did sum’pin’ no one else could’a done by pullin’ that bomb up. I saved a hunnert million people. I maybe saved the whole blamed world. Me, the Thing. If I’d beenBen Grimm, Reed, Suzie, Franklin, Alicia— they all woulda died. Kinda makes the pain worth it. Sheesh! I’m a philosopher a’ready.
Natasha: I got SHIELD— they’re on their way. And Ms. Masters is fine. I also found some vintage champagne— I think we’ve earned a glass… Za zdorovia, Mr. Grimm.
Ben: Mazel tov yerself, Widder-woman.

Chris Claremont was probably the best at managing huge casts of characters and giving them significant, meaningful interaction. (As a consequence he’s probably also the king of dropped plotlines.) Superhero comic books are a strange sort of fiction based more on character than plot. Writers, storylines, artists, costumes, these things come and go, but trademarks are forever, and the character and character brand is still at the core of what makes them tick.

That’s why what Ben says here is important: I did something no one else could have done. Natasha doesn’t echo him, but we know it goes the same for her too. In this whole smorgasboard of Avengers X-men event hopping, it’s, uh, really easy for the same twenty characters to appear in dozens and dozens of comics. But they don’t always appear, if you know what I mean. They’re not always doing something only they could do, saying something only they would say. The best team books, the best team-up books, always provide the space needed to make every character interesting— not likeable, not victorious, but interesting— and to be interesting, you have to be unique.

Trust me, if I could buy one Natasha appearances a month where she got the kind of love she did in Marvel Two-in One #10 c. 1975 I would take that every time over six appearances a month where she drives the Avengers plane and kicks one (1) goon in a big group fight scene. And if this frees up the comic time to give other cool characters (I know Marvel has some characters that don’t appear in any movies…) meaningful appearances, bonus points.

Marvel Two in One #10, by Chris Claremont and Bob Brown.

May 17

Anonymous asked: This isn't a baiting question; but these for some reason people assume that Natasha, and Clint, both sleep around. That's easily disproven, but I was wondering if whether or not YOU believe they have ever been ~intimate~ with one another. If they have, whatever; it's not really our business, is it? I wonder though, because if you look back at the period where they WERE involved it almost reads like Natasha seduced him, promising her goodies once they killed Iron Man. That never happened, so...

Yeah, I assume they’ve slept together, given they were involved for, idk, five years our time. I’m not sure where this comes from, other than the totally understandable “comics are hard”, but I see a lot of people assuming that Clint and Natasha’s romance only lasted for those four Tales of Suspense issues. But the plotline carried on into the Avengers, which, for me, is where things actually got interesting, and they didn’t break up until Avengers #76. (For some context, Clint joins the team in Avengers #16.)

I mean, all the usual caveats apply: as Silver Age characters, Clint and Natasha went from zero to true love in the space of like, five panels, and that true love was mostly comprised of chaste touching, melodramatic glances, and monologuing. Clint’s out-of-costume persona also wasn’t particularly developed— he didn’t have a first name until Avengers #63! But given the length and depth of their relationship, the fact that they were talking about marriage at one point, and what we’ve learned about the characters since 1968, I think it’s pretty reasonable to assume they’ve slept together, regardless of whether or not they “sleep around.”

FWIW, in Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes II, sort of a modern retelling of that era of Avengers comics, Clint and Natasha are share a room with a single bed and fight in their underwear:

Scene from Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes II

I don’t really take this series as continuity gospel but it’s a corollary at the least!

And the hours pass, and the Widow bites again.  And again.  And again.  The odds had been a hundred-to-one against her when she started.  Now they are seven-to-one.Little Man: Stop her!  Stop her!  She’s only a lousy woman…Three-to-one.Natasha: Wrong, little man.  I am the Black Widow…One-to-one.Natasha: …and that’s more than enough to handle the likes of you.


Game, set, match.

Yeah, Natasha just took out literally a hundred guys.  But I think this whole sequence works because it doesn’t make her invulnerable.  We see her get captured at the beginning of the story, and spoilers: she needs Ben’s help to take down the last remaining bad guy.  Natasha can’t fight them off by brute force, she has to use every scrap of cunning, she has to devise ways to corner them in small groups, she has to disappear when it’s convenient.  Her weapons run out of gas, she has to make every shot count.  But it all works because of that, because she’s taxed to the brink, because you need to be to make impossible odds count.

In short this is basically how Natasha should always be written.  Not necessarily fighting off a hundred goons!!  But her vulnerability should help reveal her strength, not someone else’s.

From Marvel Two-in-One #10, by Chris Claremont and Bob Brown.

And the hours pass, and the Widow bites again. And again. And again. The odds had been a hundred-to-one against her when she started. Now they are seven-to-one.
Little Man: Stop her! Stop her! She’s only a lousy woman…
Three-to-one.
Natasha: Wrong, little man. I am the Black Widow…
One-to-one.
Natasha: …and that’s more than enough to handle the likes of you.

Game, set, match.

Yeah, Natasha just took out literally a hundred guys. But I think this whole sequence works because it doesn’t make her invulnerable. We see her get captured at the beginning of the story, and spoilers: she needs Ben’s help to take down the last remaining bad guy. Natasha can’t fight them off by brute force, she has to use every scrap of cunning, she has to devise ways to corner them in small groups, she has to disappear when it’s convenient. Her weapons run out of gas, she has to make every shot count. But it all works because of that, because she’s taxed to the brink, because you need to be to make impossible odds count.

In short this is basically how Natasha should always be written. Not necessarily fighting off a hundred goons!! But her vulnerability should help reveal her strength, not someone else’s.

From Marvel Two-in-One #10, by Chris Claremont and Bob Brown.